Friday, June 24, 2011

PSA: Male Models Need Assistance With Shirt Removal

While curating the Thrusty Thursday posts for David Gandy and Eric Monjoin, a recurring theme began to concern me. Is there a silent scourge sweeping the male modeling community? A rare and acute developmental disorder affecting specific motor skills? Is it possible there's some correlation between devastating good looks and the inability to effectively operate one's shirt? Now I'm no scientician, but take an objective look at the following man-tage and judge for yourselves. Bear in mind, these dudes are the top of their profession…the evidence seems both disturbing and conclusive.


If anyone is interested in applying to sign with my new agency, Maguire + McKenna Male Model Shirt Aid Unlimited, please submit a video of yourself assisting a male model with his shirt, two minutes or less. Please note: Gandy is already under my personal management. Man doesn't even realize you can't take your sweater off while your coat's still on. Poor lamb.
Posted by Meg Maguire at 8:22 AM
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6 comments:

  1. Teri Anne StanleyJune 24, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    Okay, I just threw some beads to Bottom Left Guy.

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  2. Meg MaguireJune 24, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    Hands off Lower Left, Stanley. That's Gandy. He's mine.

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  3. Jessica MDJune 26, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    I call dibbs on Tyson!!

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  4. Delphine DrydenJune 30, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Aw, I'll take the bewildered waif on the lower right. He looks like he's just given up, poor little guy!

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  5. Julia BroadbooksJune 30, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    I'll take the guy on the beach with the wet red shirt. He's looking pretty helpless.

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  6. Meg MaguireJune 30, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    What thoughtful, selfless humanitarians we all are!

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