While curating the Thrusty Thursday posts for
David Gandy and
Eric Monjoin, a recurring theme began to concern me. Is there a silent scourge sweeping the male modeling community? A rare and acute developmental disorder affecting specific motor skills? Is it possible there's some correlation between devastating good looks and the inability to effectively operate one's shirt? Now I'm no scientician, but take an objective look at the following man-tage and judge for yourselves. Bear in mind, these dudes are the top of their profession…the evidence seems both disturbing and conclusive.
If anyone is interested in applying to sign with my new agency,
Maguire + McKenna Male Model Shirt Aid Unlimited, please submit a video of yourself assisting a male model with his shirt, two minutes or less. Please note: Gandy is already under my personal management. Man doesn't even realize you can't take your sweater off while your coat's still on. Poor lamb.
