For you, I Googled "sexy man thanksgiving" and "sexy man turkey". I did this so that you would not be subjected to the resulting images. You're welcome. Still, I came up short. Shock of shocks, there isn't a wide selection of sexy male celebrities holding out golden brown roast turkeys. So instead, I found a sexy man from Turkey—John Gidding. Enjoy!
A safe and happy holiday to all my fellow Yanks! And a safe and happy regular old Thursday to everyone else.