Thursday, July 7, 2011

A Thrusty Thursday Mystery: The New Captain Morgan


My real-life pal, erstwhile design compatriot, alpha beta reader, and all around class-act lady-woman, Kramy, nominated this salty dreamboat. Sadly, between the two of us we spent at least a half hour on Google but couldn't figure out who in heck this guy really is. I plead with you, oh wise and merciful interwebs, who plays the new Captain Morgan? He's got Kramy's delicates all in a bunch.

ADDENDUM!!
July 22, we can has rumor! An anonymous commenter suggests the new Captain Morgan may be this guy, actor Josh Burrow. I can neither confirm nor deny, but get thee to teh Googlz! What do you think? Does we has latebreaking news?

22 comments:

  1. Very succinct, thank you, Ridley.

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  2. My delicates. They are very bunched indeed.

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  3. I don't believe I've ever used the word "louche" before, but there's something very louche about the way that man takes off his coat.

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  4. Now that guy knows how to remove a shirt. Perhaps you could enlist his services for your Shirt Aid project.

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  5. Um....that's a hell yes, i'd do him too. Geeeze.
    lol

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  6. I could be wrong, but he looks a little like an Aussie called Grant Bowler... (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0101198/mediaindex)

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  7. Is him! And if it isn't, I still vote a nom nom nom for both of them.

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  8. I think we have closure! Thank you, anonymous tipster!

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  9. I think he is finger lickin good!

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  10. Yes, he is indeed Josh Burrow. He is my old roommate and friend. Confirmed.

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  11. If you go to imdb.com you will see that it is indeed Josh Burrow

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  12. Holy crap I want!!! He can plunder my booty anytime!

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  13. Oh he's hottttttt, I agree, I'd do him. Lol

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  14. Hey Girls ... that's my nephew your talking about doing. OK! I'm a cool Uncle Terry... Go for it!

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  15. Sorry, Uncle Terry, but your nephew's kind of a fox. Not our fault. Blame your own superior gene pool.

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  16. HE IS SOOOOOO GORGEOUS. I LITERALLY WAIT FOR THIS COMMERCIAL TO COME ON.

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  17. I made the same comment during the World Series, "Where is the Captain Morgan commercial"....definately looks better as he ages.

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  18. He looks like Jason Isaacs - check him out in pics from his role as Captain Hook in Peter Pan. OMG. The man's so hot he could just melt a girl's clothes off with a look!

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  19. Josh Burrow is starring in All Dark Places, a thriller/horror film I wrote and directed. Josh is an amazing actor and was so great as an on set presence. He gives an amazing performance. It will be released June 26th. Available on Amazon.com and many on demand channels. http://www.alldarkplacesmovie.com for trailer and more info and pics. Thanks!

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